my boyfriend's daughter passed away...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAIhFl751a8

i wonder what i am to you. i just keep thinking of that clyde mcphatter song, just to hold my hand. help!

he can read my mind! i don't know how, but he can. and all i have to do is look at him and i can read his mind too.

it started to pour the second i walked outside. now that i have safely returned home, it is sunny! i want matt to take me to the dum-dum factory in bryan, ohio.

this past week has consisted of:
jury duty, long bus rides sitting next to stinky people, harry potter, breaking my phone, breaking my glasses, 3 jumping dogs, lollipops, coffee, kisses, kisses, kisses and hugs. oh and i won a free bag of groceries too!

i am really tired.

i must have hit my head on that table last night, because i have a nasty bump on the back on my head. i guess there is no such thing as a free moustach ride. i probably love you.

i almost got murdered on the way to work this morning. i was driving down the highway, when the guy IN FRONT of me stopped completely, got out of his car and came right up to my window yelling at me. i just looked at him and then he got back into his car and drove off. it was just like the crossbow killer!
people are all fucked up.



everytime i hear my keychain jingle, i think of you now. i wish that it was pouring out so that i would have an excuse not to stand outside with you until 3am. having to work at 8 apparently isn't good enough for me. i wish i had a lollipop to give you haha but i left them at work! p.s. don't tear my clothes.

also, while i'm "here", why is it like 60 degrees out? what's up with that?

plus, does anyone want to pay me some money to bake them cupcakes??
i want them to. and i'm not talking about regular yellow or chocolate cupcakes. i mean like peppermint or even peanut butter!

I just realized that it is ME who keeps leaving the door open. haha I am pissing myself off!

P.S. I might go to Texas for a few days at the end of the month for work.
It's for a Whole Foods Congress conference but it sounds cooler to say "I'm going to Texas to talk about the future." that just has more sex appeal, don't you think?

i went to john's and brought him a record player in the pouring rain. he made me coffee and we listened to cd's until he kicked me out and i made him hug me. i couldn't sleep because i could only focus on how he doesn't like me.

Hi, my name is Karen L.
I have a boyfriend that doesn't like to hold my hand.
My car doesn't exactly work.
I like to pretend that the reason I do everything by myself is because I am independent, but really my friends won't hang out with me.
I recently had a dream about mountains and mountains of batteries that need to be recycled. I listen to "oldies" music only. Most of the time, I am thinking about mix tapes that I won't finish. I get called names like "crazy" and "insane" on a daily basis, but I see myself completely different than that... usually. Everytime I see a small dog, I smile huge and say "look at that dog!" I am known for my laugh. People ask me where my "accent" is from, but I don't know what they are talking about. I think singing and dancing are mandatory. I like to bake things and I do take requests. I'm a big fan of sending things in the mail. I think that walking to the mailbox in the rain to mail a Halloween card to a 39 year old man is romantic, even if he won't acknowledge it. Confetti is pretty rad. I think that everything should have hearts on it and be pink.

i have been sick for 2 weeks now. mark came to my work on friday and we went to the garden grille. yestderday i ate a "hotdog" and went on an adventure on some rocks and then in the woods with xepher and john. i feel like i am dead. i wish i was eating a waffle.

i guess i just want him to know that he makes me a better person.

buy me a pair of $60 panties.
thanks!

dude.
i went to the carnival!
they have this game where you put 50 cents on a number and an old lady spins the wheel and if it lands on your number, you get cake!
i played my age(26)and won some awesome cupcakes my first try!!!

i am awesome!!!

also i won a jumprope. haha

last night i went to the casino and saw the "new cars" haha
there was a dude with a shirt that said "old guys rock" hahaha

today i ate blueberry pancakes and got a haircut!

in the past 24 hours....

i have broken 2 things that don't even belong to me

i have broken 1 thing that does belong to me

i dropped the delicious blueberry/strawberry/banana smoothie that i made all over the floor

i got assigned to dog sit 3 (yes THREE) dogs on my days off and some of my not days off (which makes me trapped)

i have not spoken to anyone except for at work when i have to

oh yeah i guess i should "document" the fact that i am currently "homeless". i just may be the first ever "homeless" "store accounting specialist" haha or whatever my job is called. who wants to get boned??

i am in love with mark! if i had written anything in here for the past year, that is all i would have had to say. he's tall and he wears good shirts. he smiles pretty good too.