no one said life was easy

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:54:39 GMT

my boyfriend's daughter passed away...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:22:39 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAIhFl751a8

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:13:37 GMT

i wonder what i am to you. i just keep thinking of that clyde mcphatter song, just to hold my hand. help!

who sent you?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:26:31 GMT

he can read my mind! i don't know how, but he can. and all i have to do is look at him and i can read his mind too.

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:54:07 GMT

it started to pour the second i walked outside. now that i have safely returned home, it is sunny! i want matt to take me to the dum-dum factory in bryan, ohio.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:07:51 GMT

this past week has consisted of:
jury duty, long bus rides sitting next to stinky people, harry potter, breaking my phone, breaking my glasses, 3 jumping dogs, lollipops, coffee, kisses, kisses, kisses and hugs. oh and i won a free bag of groceries too!

i am really tired.

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:36:02 GMT

i must have hit my head on that table last night, because i have a nasty bump on the back on my head. i guess there is no such thing as a free moustach ride. i probably love you.

i don't really use this anymore.

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:37:14 GMT

i almost got murdered on the way to work this morning. i was driving down the highway, when the guy IN FRONT of me stopped completely, got out of his car and came right up to my window yelling at me. i just looked at him and then he got back into his car and drove off. it was just like the crossbow killer!
people are all fucked up.

everytime i hear my keychain jingle, i think of you now. i wish that it was pouring out so that i would have an excuse not to stand outside with you until 3am. having to work at 8 apparently isn't good enough for me. i wish i had a lollipop to give you haha but i left them at work! p.s. don't tear my clothes.

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:00:56 GMT

also, while i'm "here", why is it like 60 degrees out? what's up with that?

plus, does anyone want to pay me some money to bake them cupcakes??
i want them to. and i'm not talking about regular yellow or chocolate cupcakes. i mean like peppermint or even peanut butter!

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:45:45 GMT

I just realized that it is ME who keeps leaving the door open. haha I am pissing myself off!

P.S. I might go to Texas for a few days at the end of the month for work.
It's for a Whole Foods Congress conference but it sounds cooler to say "I'm going to Texas to talk about the future." that just has more sex appeal, don't you think?

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:04:18 GMT

i went to john's and brought him a record player in the pouring rain. he made me coffee and we listened to cd's until he kicked me out and i made him hug me. i couldn't sleep because i could only focus on how he doesn't like me.

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 15:11:18 GMT

Hi, my name is Karen L.
I have a boyfriend that doesn't like to hold my hand.
My car doesn't exactly work.
I like to pretend that the reason I do everything by myself is because I am independent, but really my friends won't hang out with me.
I recently had a dream about mountains and mountains of batteries that need to be recycled. I listen to "oldies" music only. Most of the time, I am thinking about mix tapes that I won't finish. I get called names like "crazy" and "insane" on a daily basis, but I see myself completely different than that... usually. Everytime I see a small dog, I smile huge and say "look at that dog!" I am known for my laugh. People ask me where my "accent" is from, but I don't know what they are talking about. I think singing and dancing are mandatory. I like to bake things and I do take requests. I'm a big fan of sending things in the mail. I think that walking to the mailbox in the rain to mail a Halloween card to a 39 year old man is romantic, even if he won't acknowledge it. Confetti is pretty rad. I think that everything should have hearts on it and be pink.

Sun, 30 Sep 2007 13:09:55 GMT

i have been sick for 2 weeks now. mark came to my work on friday and we went to the garden grille. yestderday i ate a "hotdog" and went on an adventure on some rocks and then in the woods with xepher and john. i feel like i am dead. i wish i was eating a waffle.

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:19:51 GMT

i guess i just want him to know that he makes me a better person.

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:53:44 GMT

buy me a pair of $60 panties.
thanks!

Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:26:22 GMT

dude.
i went to the carnival!
they have this game where you put 50 cents on a number and an old lady spins the wheel and if it lands on your number, you get cake!
i played my age(26)and won some awesome cupcakes my first try!!!

i am awesome!!!

also i won a jumprope. haha

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 15:46:31 GMT

last night i went to the casino and saw the "new cars" haha
there was a dude with a shirt that said "old guys rock" hahaha

today i ate blueberry pancakes and got a haircut!

happy summer

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 13:55:24 GMT

in the past 24 hours....

i have broken 2 things that don't even belong to me

i have broken 1 thing that does belong to me

i dropped the delicious blueberry/strawberry/banana smoothie that i made all over the floor

i got assigned to dog sit 3 (yes THREE) dogs on my days off and some of my not days off (which makes me trapped)

i have not spoken to anyone except for at work when i have to

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:54:20 GMT

oh yeah i guess i should "document" the fact that i am currently "homeless". i just may be the first ever "homeless" "store accounting specialist" haha or whatever my job is called. who wants to get boned??

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:41:18 GMT

i am in love with mark! if i had written anything in here for the past year, that is all i would have had to say. he's tall and he wears good shirts. he smiles pretty good too.

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 18:08:51 GMT

i bought a vacuum cleaner!!
haha it's the first one that i have ever owned.
and it's blue and i'm gonna put stars on it
i'm wicked retarded.

you look like you're pissed off at the world

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 17:03:22 GMT

since the safari burned down, the double j is officially my favorite bar.
i love everyone there except for the dude that looks like a cartoon asshole haha and the dude that doesn't look chinese, but sounds chinese.

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 17:20:14 GMT

avocado roll, mushroom tofu, ranger rick, the blues and cute love notes to you.
i don't want to go back to work.
hahaha the brazilian janitor just threw a piece of paper at me that says "love you amor voce"!!!
also, i should be kissing you at least most of the time. i don't need anything else.

Thu, 25 May 2006 17:19:05 GMT

does anyone know how to do ssi stuff?
because i probably don't and i have to cover on monday and wednesday!
and if you do, could you tell me instead of just saying "anyways"

Wed, 17 May 2006 17:25:36 GMT

so i woke up yesterday and i couldn't move. like seriously. there is something extremely wrong with my back. also, i have recently started to come to terms with the fact that i probably have severe mental problems. needless to say, i did what anyone else would have done in my situation. i went to work! the drive there was enough to prove to me that this was a really bad idea. i'm not actually as tough as i would like to think that i am. the adding maching downstairs won't print unless you actually hold the print button down while you press the numbers. i tried switching it with the one that's upstairs. i had to bend down to unplug it and i honestly started to cry. that's how much it hurt me. so i left work. 3 prescriptions later and a note saying that i can't lift more than 5 pounds till may 25th, and here i am! at work!!! please destroy my mind.